The Bird Cage (thank you, Cecilia)
There once was a man named George Thomas, a pastor in a small New England town. One Easter Sunday morning he came to the Church carrying a rusty, bent, old bird cage, and set it by the pulpit. Several eyebrows were raised and, as if in response, Pastor Thomas began to speak.
I was walking through town yesterday when I saw a young boy coming toward me swinging this birdcage. On the bottom of the cage were three little wild birds, shivering with cold and fright.
I stopped the lad and asked, "What you got there son?"
"Just some old birds," came the reply.
"What are you gonna do with them?" I asked.
"Take them home and have fun with them," he answered. Im gonna tease them and pull out their feathers to make them fight. Im gonna have a real good time."
"But youll get tired of those birds sooner or later. What will you do then?" "Oh, I got some cats," said the little boy. "They like birds. Ill take them to them."
The pastor was silent for a moment. "How much do you want for those birds, son?"
"Huh??!!! Why, you dont want them birds, mister. Theyre just plain old field birds. They dont sing - they aint even pretty!"
"How much?" the pastor asked again.
The boy sized up the pastor as if he were crazy and said, "$10?" The pastor reached in his pocket and took out a ten dollar bill. He placed it in the boys hand. In a flash, the boy was gone. The pastor picked up the cage and gently carried it to the end of the alley where there was a tree and a grassy spot. Setting the cage down, he opened the door, and by softly tapping the bars persuaded the birds out, setting them free.
Well, that explained the empty bird cage on the pulpit, and then the pastor began to tell this story.
One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just come from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting.
"Yes, sir, I just caught the world full of people down there. Set me a trap, used bait I knew they couldnt resist. Got them all!"
"What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked.
Satan replied, "Oh, Im gonna have fun! Im gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. Im gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. Im really gonna have fun!"
"And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked.
"Oh, I'll kill them," Satan glared proudly.
"How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked.
"Oh, you dont want those people. They aint no good. Why, youll take them and theyll just hate you. Theyll spit on you, curse you and kill you!! You dont want those people!!"
"How much?" He asked again.
Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your tears, and all your blood."
Jesus said, "DONE!" Then He paid the price.
The pastor picked up the cage he opened the door and he walked from the pulpit.